Woman, thou art strange!
All your constituent parts fascinate me,
But, I can’t be a scientist every single moment of the day,
Some of your theories will drive a logician mad!
While anthropologists will wager on the hours till I probably snap!
It isn’t that bad if I am honest with you,
I am not that easy to live with, I know that to be true;
You’re hot and cold but never lukewarm:
Your loveliness brightens a room, so you’re very handy during a blackout!
You can throw that towel away, ’cause i’m not interested in throwing it in;
I doubt i’ll ever will-
-if you don’t happen to ring my neck with it first, that is!-
‘Cause you might just be the best thing that ever happened to me!